As an unbelievably rotund child, I never shied away from a good plate of food and, much to my grandmother's delight, I often came back for a second; much like Oliver Twist, I was never afraid of asking for "a little more."
I was famed in my family for my sweet tooth, devouring anything with the slightest sprinkling of sugar but in spite of that, I was never unhealthy. I was rarely sick as a child and by the age of 15 my mum was relieved to find that the spare tyre I'd had sitting on my waist was in fact the "puppy fat" she had always claimed it was.
For although I had a healthy appetite as a child, it was always just that - healthy. Whenever she could, my mum would make the time to cook a proper meal and accordingly, both me and my sister always had an interest in food. A few weeks ago when I was back at home I asked my mum how she managed to raise two kids who didn't turn their noses up at "green stuff", kids without a single food phobia between them. Her answer... choice and colour. There was always a selection of food to pick at on the table and we could help ourselves to whatever we wanted, but it was always something healthy. There would be a bowl of nuts or a glass of celery and we would just graze. My mum worked on a farm and it's only just occurred to me that she used the same principle for horses and her children; regular exercising and a constant supply of grazing.
I joke about this but my parents must have done something right because to this day I've never refused to try a meal.
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| Willy Wonka... (1971) |
Last year I did some volunteer work with a group of primary school children in a summer camp and had learnt just how difficult some children can be when it comes to food. The phrase "I don't like!" still sets my teeth on edge after being uttered at every meal by a small Italian boy who refused to eat anything other than mozzarella and ciabatta.
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| Bruce Bogtrotter, Matilda (1996) |
Yet it was not long before Lorenzo was up on his feet and back with his class as the sights and smells of the market enticed him. The children had been to Borough Market and chosen their favourite fruit or vegetable to take home; buying purple cauliflowers and yellow tomatoes, oversized apples and miniature pumpkins, spiky dragon fruits and squidgy passion fruits. None of them could resist dragging their parents up to the front to show them their treasure, revealing the hidden secret of where you can find a yellow courgette in central London. The visual spectacle of food had entranced these children as their eyes feasted on the delights before them, reminding them of the independence they had been given in choosing exactly what they wanted and the overloading the senses with a bombardment of sights and smells. Lorenzo palmed off his cake to a rather dejected-looking grandmother and ran to find his record-breaking marrow, determined to retrieve it from the clutches of the undiscerning public. He returned with his disproportionate prize soon after to a grandmother who looked, for all intents and purposes, like the owner of a cat who has just been presented with the corpse of a dead pigeon.
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It is for this reason that Bruce Bogtrotter is emancipated in Matilda as he consumes the entire cake- he is no longer bound by the expectations and rules of adult society. In this text (film), as well as others, it would seem food becomes a trope for expressing the transgression of social boundaries as the refusal of normal/adult foods leads to the subversion of normal/adult values.
See this article for more on Dahl:
Dahl.htmlhttp://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/recipes/3334427/A-plateful-of-Dahl.html




I love the anecdotes about Lorenzo! He sounds charming. Your home as a child sounds similar to mine, there was always a bowl of nuts (but they were heavily salted peanuts and cashews - less good) and there was always celery (but it was usually mouldy and in the back of the vegetable drawer). Maybe your mum could give mine some tips?!
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